Such Good Friends [Sarcasm]

Nothing like having 6 people (some children) this week ask me (seriously) if I'm pregnant.  And certainly nothing like two of them telling me that I have "that glow."  And nothing at all like my best friend and others jokingly playing up my neuroticism about the issue.  I'm 99% sure I'm not...but there was a very small accident.  Either way I must be getting fat, which means I need to kick things up a notch.  I'm resisting the urge to go buy a pregnancy test because I can't afford one.  This whole scenario could make me cry.